It’s true that we won’t ever (I bloody hope it’s true) experience another time in our lives like this one. The unnerving & terrifying undertone to everyday life is so present in me as a parent that I sometimes find it hard to comprehend how the girls must be feeling. Posie is luckily one (I’ll come back to her) she doesn’t know anything, she literally laughs when you say pineapple (I think it must be my face) but she can’t get enough of it. Ada however, my poor little Ada. Is so bloody confused. Yesterday she said she felt strange, we’ve been trying to teach her about feelings & how we can communicate them to other people. She said she felt strange in her fingers …. “ok” so what does that actually mean then? Do your fingers actually feel strange? (Frantically Google’s … “is a corona virus symptom in fingers?”) “Mummy, they feel strange because they can’t go anywhere because of their germys, they can’t cuddle Mimi or Aba or Doodie” which firstly for a 3 year old to articulate means she is 100% without a doubt a child prodigie, secondly the most heartbreaking sentence you could ever hear. For context, Mimi is my mum, Aba my Dad & Doodie, my best friends little girl. She’s smart and she understands that she can’t go to preschool and see her beloved Mrs F & she can’t go to baby ballet and see Miss V but the thing she keeps saying is “Mummy; why is Daddy always here! 😂”
I’m sure like many of you, I wrote a daily timetable of lessons and crafts to give a structure for her. I spent a great deal on learning supplies from amazon, I’ve kept egg cartons, cereal boxes, milk bottles, & as parents we are single handily keeping play dough in credit. BUT… there are only so many bloody crafts you can do. We’ve salt doughed, we’ve stuck spaghetti in the colander holes, we’ve frozen everything in ice! You name it we’ve frozen it, we’ve played in oats, we’ve painted everything in our house, we’ve crafted the shit out of life, we’ve done cosmic yoga, virtual baby ballet, story times with teachers, obstacle courses in the garden, obstacle courses in the house, we’ve built dens outside, we’ve built dens inside, we’ve been in the paddling pool, we’ve sat in a bucket, nature hunts, treasure hunts….IT IS ENDLESS. Just when you think you’ve easily brought yourself a good hour of just being able to sit on your own. 2 minutes has passed and you hear “MUMMY!!!!!!!”
Posie – DUCKING HATES SLEEP!!!
This is by FAR, like so far, like I’m so far away right now people think I’m missing, The HARDEST period of parenting I (we) have ever done. A 3 year old and a 1 year old that doesn’t sleep in lockdown with absolutely no rest. I fear people will mistake me for a swollen aged potato at the end of this. For the person eating a bat, good one! 🙄
Things I now enjoy; I am now an avid runner (liked it before) but my god I LIVE for it now. I enjoy a prolonged trip to the loo (once Jamie has finished work) I just stand in there for a bit on my own. Playing hide and seek has taken on an entirely new meaning (I take it so seriously just so I can sit on my own in the coat cupboard …. got 3.5 minutes out of that the other day) WINE, nothing else to say about that just wine!
For people who parent alone, or have to work along side parenting I salute you. I’m a stay at home Mum so in a way I’m used to the solitude of it but not the daunting thought when you look at the clock and it reads 6.32am and you have 12.5 hours ahead of you that’s it’s just you and them (Jamie’s working upstairs and he actually works which is a bit disappointing 😂) For people who don’t have gardens, or people who have lost a job, or hate their partners, or hate their kids 😂, have no money, people who have lost someone to this awful awful virus I can’t even imagine what that must be like. I feel gratitude in that we’re healthy, we’re lucky and we’re extremely fortunate to have everything we need.
BUT… the second lockdown is done. These kids are being shipped to the rents for the week. I’m going on a mad bender & then I’ll sleep it off for a ridiculous amount of time!
Stay safe, stay sane and keep eating
peace
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